The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
A man walks into a bar "Who the fuck painted my whole motorcycle pink??"A 2m tall muscular guy gets up from the table: "Me, why?""Nothing, paint is dry and it's time for the second coat"
How do elves wash their hands? With Santa-tiser. Credit to Greencross Vets in Port Macquarie
Some people say that the earth is on a turtles back. Can you imagine if it was on a pterodactyls back?it would be a Terradactyl.(edit: Grammar)
Whats the diffence between school and hell Hell has good heating.
Just came from a bookstore where I asked the saleswoman how to find the self-help section... she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose...
Peter Piker When Peter Piker peeked at Penny,And peeped her perfect pooperHis peepers paused and then his jawPlopped down into a stuporBut he perked up and pressed his luck;Professed he pined to pipe her He self-composed and then proposedWhile poin... read more
Why do I always bring 2 pairs of pants when I go golfing? Because I always get a hole in one
Today I learned about Harvey E. Brown, a civil war surgeon who had so many amputations he ran out of fake legs and had to use a shovel. It was a ground-breaking medical procedure.
Everything in Florida is in the 80s The Temperature, the Humidity, the Average Age, and the IQ.
What does a train conductor do when he’s angry? He blows off some steam
Oedipus, Aphrodite and Midas walk into a bar... ... I forget the rest but I can assure you it’s mother-fucking gold.
Where do you find a Samurai who would give his life for you? on Oni Fans
The other day I visited the thrift shop and picked up an old record album called ‘Sound of Wasps’. When I got home and played it I realised it didn’t sound anything like wasps! Turns out I’d been playing the Bee side.
I'm surprised the tower of Pisa hasn't fallen over during the pandemic Without all those tourists helping hold it up.
What do you call a french dog that loves potatoes? A pomme de terrier