The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
Can February March? No, but April May.
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
What does a bee use to brush its hair?' 'A honeycomb!'