The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet? They looked at the reviews… only 1 star!
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
What did the T-Rex use to cut wood? A dino-saw.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.