The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!