The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes... Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
The biggest tragedy in Star Wars is their lack of information on one of their greatest unsung heroes. I mean, he brought the Rebels the plans for the second Death Star before he died, but that is all we know about Manny Bothans.
What do you call a goat that works at a bakery? A battering ram
What did the guy say when he buried a body in the wrong cemetery plot? "I've made a grave mistake."
How do you kill the ender dragon You ender
Recently I've been learning how to draw optical illusions so I can surprise my girlfriend with one on her birthday. Unfortunately she walked in and caught me practicing the other day.Her: "What's that!" Me: "I can explain...it's not what it looks like!"
So many weird stuff on the internet these days Makes me think if corona virus was just a 'you are what you eat' by a Batman fan.
Well, I know it's childish, but me and my girlfriend have just had a great time having a pillow fight and I won! The secret is to stuff a few bricks in there..
The other day I visited the thrift shop and picked up an old record album called ‘Sound of Wasps’. When I got home and played it I realised it didn’t sound anything like wasps! Turns out I’d been playing the Bee side.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it
I made a terrible mistake this morning. I got out of bed.
A student was standing at the edge of the roof of his school and was about jump off and commit suicide. Suddenly from the school grounds his physics teacher yells to him, "Don't jump, you've got lots of potential!"
What room do ghosts avoid? The living room.
During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento" When asked why they had such a long password, they rolled their eyes and said: "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital."
I'm going to start a foundation dedicated to helping people with obsessive behaviour. And call it Obsessive Disorders Control.