The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Do you know what kind of bird doesn't fly on fridays? A one that died on Thursday...
Not sure what to do with the leftover pancake mix... Should I throw it away or do you have a batter idea?
Just been assaulted in a health food shop! Someone threw a massive bottle of cod liver oil tablets at me. Fortunately I only suffered super fish oil injuries.
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.
Where do mummy and daddy ghosts take their babies during the day? Day scare.
A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, "I don't know. It all happened so fast."
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana...
You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a Catholic converter.
I was stood behind a customer at an ATM and he turned around and said "could you check my balance?"-so I pushed him. His balance wasn't that great.
I tried to make up a joke about a ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
What do witches ask for at a hotel? Broom service.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.'