The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.' Man: 'Wait! I can explain everything!'
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.'
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
How do moths swim? Using the butterfly stroke.