The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little whine.
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
Two goldfish are sitting in a tank, one turns to the other and says... "You man the turret, I'll drive"
Mt favourite joke: Why does Edward Woodward (actor) have so many "D" 's in his name? Because otherwise he'd be Eh-wah Woo-wah:P
What do you call a flying dinosaur that uses its hands to see? A tactiledactyl
Invisible Cow How can you make a cow invisible?Camooflage
Demographers estimate that the Jagger Tipping Point, the moment when a majority of the UK population are direct descendants of Mick Jagger, will likely occur around the year 2300. I wonder how weird that will feel to Keith Richards.
When my dad died it was left to me to manage his affairs How he kept all those women a secret from my mum I'll never know
Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan are out at a Chinese restaurant and Luke is really battling trying to use the chopsticks to feed his face. After a while Obi Wan turns to him and says "use the forks luke".