The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What's my favourite xmas song? The one about the 25 letter alphabet. Nooo L, nooo L, nooooo L, no L
Two eggs in a frying pan One says to the other; “wow! It’s warm in here!”The other replies “Argh!!! A talking egg!”
The only weakness Superman has on the internet is.. krypto-currency
Did you hear about the explosion at the workshop where they make perfume? It blew up the olfactory
What do you call a person who loves crocodiles? A crocophile.Came up with that one while at the science museum, wife gave a groin and shook her head.
I bought a beehive to start my beekeeping company I thought it was a good bees nest
Why did the onion get flustered? It saw the salad dressing.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneak-ers
What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-boo.
I want to make a brief joke, but it's a little cheesy.
Why are mushrooms always invited to parties? They're a fungi.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
I asked the IT guy, 'How do you make a Motherboard?' He said, 'I tell her about my job.'