The Best (and Worst) Star Wars Dad Jokes 👋
May the laughs be with you with our collection of Star Wars dad jokes! These jokes bring together the classic humor of dad jokes and the epic universe of Star Wars. Whether you’re a Jedi master or just a fan of the galaxy far, far away, our Star Wars dad jokes are sure to bring a smile with their cheesy puns and clever punchlines. Explore the funniest Star Wars-themed dad jokes that will have you laughing like a Wookiee!
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife... She says, "Oh man, I'm a huge fan! I've got every one of your albums except the first one." He says, "I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing".
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
I met Darth Vader’s wife at the mall yesterday. Nice gal, her names’s Ella.
My ex used to beat me a lot with stringed instruments. Then i realised that she used to do it to all of her previous boyfriends. I would have broken up sooner if i had known she had a history of violins
The Russians developed a very powerful weapon of mass destruction. Or as they call him, “Agent Orange”.
Darth Vader: *heavy breathing* **Admiral Motti:** oh great, he's jerking off using the force again.
Although its great for getting out of trouble with bounty hunters Han's tendency to shoot first did not make Leia very happy.
How many Edward Snowden's does it take to know what is going on in a Clinton administration? **The server you are attempting to connect to has been unintentionally disabled, wiped, and burned. But not in a gross negligent manner. **
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was going to get him for Father’s Day? He sensed his presents
Shredder finally defeated the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. All he had to do is to throw a box of plastic straws to the sewer system.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Mars bar.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!