The Best (and Worst) Star Wars Dad Jokes 👋
May the laughs be with you with our collection of Star Wars dad jokes! These jokes bring together the classic humor of dad jokes and the epic universe of Star Wars. Whether you’re a Jedi master or just a fan of the galaxy far, far away, our Star Wars dad jokes are sure to bring a smile with their cheesy puns and clever punchlines. Explore the funniest Star Wars-themed dad jokes that will have you laughing like a Wookiee!
What did Darth Vader say when the record store employee told him they were out of George Michael albums? I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing.
Star Wars Trivia: What is the internal Temperature of a TaunTaun? .......Luke-Warm
Why does Darth Vader's breathing sound so angry? He is just venting...
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
I remember when I went to Comic-Con... It was so dark in there, I had to take a picture with The Flash...
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
What does George W Bush call his kitty cats? Weapons of mice destruction
What did Lieutenant Worf say when he made rainbow T-shirts with his son? “Today *is* a good day to dye!”
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
What do you call a security guard outside of a Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy.