The Best (and Worst) Star Wars Dad Jokes 👋
May the laughs be with you with our collection of Star Wars dad jokes! These jokes bring together the classic humor of dad jokes and the epic universe of Star Wars. Whether you’re a Jedi master or just a fan of the galaxy far, far away, our Star Wars dad jokes are sure to bring a smile with their cheesy puns and clever punchlines. Explore the funniest Star Wars-themed dad jokes that will have you laughing like a Wookiee!
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
What happens when nitrogen meets oxygen? Do they become nitrogen monoxide? NO.Do they become nitrogen dioxide? NO2.Do they become nitrogen trioxide? NO3.They become nitrous oxide! The joke is not very funny, but the gas still makes people laugh.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
Drake must miss being on tv Because he seems to be auditioning for How to Catch a Predator
Why do jedi always burn their pancakes? Because they wont turn over to the dark side.
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day. Breakfast and breakfurious.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
If Trump took part in a beauty peagent, he would be crowned Miss..... ..... interpretation
Can a tiger find the man cub? Shere Khan
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
“You’d better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.” "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water!”
What is the average internal body temperature of a Tauntaun Luke Warm
What CD is in Thanos' Walkman? Disintegration by The Cure
What's Thanos' favourite card game? Snap