The Best (and Worst) Star Wars Dad Jokes 👋
May the laughs be with you with our collection of Star Wars dad jokes! These jokes bring together the classic humor of dad jokes and the epic universe of Star Wars. Whether you’re a Jedi master or just a fan of the galaxy far, far away, our Star Wars dad jokes are sure to bring a smile with their cheesy puns and clever punchlines. Explore the funniest Star Wars-themed dad jokes that will have you laughing like a Wookiee!
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
Why do Ewoks talk quietly in the library? They use their Endor voices.
Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
What would you call if spiderman starts jumping around buildings instead of swinging using his spider webs? Peter Parkour
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
What instrument does Darth Vader play? The rebel bass.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
Jasmine tried to attend a "Disney Prince Only" gathering She wasn't Aladdin.
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…