The Best (and Worst) Star Wars Dad Jokes 👋
May the laughs be with you with our collection of Star Wars dad jokes! These jokes bring together the classic humor of dad jokes and the epic universe of Star Wars. Whether you’re a Jedi master or just a fan of the galaxy far, far away, our Star Wars dad jokes are sure to bring a smile with their cheesy puns and clever punchlines. Explore the funniest Star Wars-themed dad jokes that will have you laughing like a Wookiee!
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
Darth Vader walks into his local record shop and asks for a copy of George Michael's debut solo album The guy behind the counter says "I'm sorry, it's out of stock."Darth Vader shakes his head and says "I find your lack of Faith disturbing..."
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
What is Anakin Skywalker's favorite baseball team? The Padres!
A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing dad... ...for $10.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.Dad: $9.67? What do you need $10.32 for?
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
(from my 9 year old) What is the scariest planet in Star Wars? Na-BOO!
Who's the fruitiest character in Star Wars? The Mangolorian.(Made up for an eight year old)
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!