The Best (and Worst) Twitter Trending Dad Jokes 👋
Catch the latest wave of humor with our collection of Twitter trending dad jokes! These jokes have gone viral, making waves across social media with their clever wordplay and hilarious punchlines. Whether they’re trending because of a clever twist or just their sheer silliness, our Twitter trending dad jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. Explore the most popular dad jokes that everyone’s talking about on Twitter!
My girlfriend walked out on me, with my Bob Marley CD and Satellite dish. Oh well, No Woman No Sky.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said parking fine.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
Some people say:’ why don’t they protest peacefully?’ And then here comes this guy: ‘why don’t they just do a Zoom protest? ’.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
I saw a theft at an Apple store, so that makes me an iWitness.
I went to McDonald’s and asked if they had any deals. The lady said, “We have the Travis Scott special, it comes with fries and a drink.” I asked, “does it include a burger or is it just the rapper?”
They say I'm overconfident Edit 1: Thanks for the silver!Edit 2: Thanks for the gold!Edit 3: Thanks for the platinum!Edit 4: Wow this really blew up!
Fans of celine dion attended a viewing of a calm plate of mustard They misheard the words *serene dijon*
How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
When you call 911 no matter where you are your phone will connect to even the smallest amount of service to get your call through They use the same idea to make mobile game ads
So, after all your time on the internet, have you learned how to avoid clickbait? Doesn't seem like it
I'm teaching my white blood cells math and my red blood cells computer science Once they become STEM cells I am hoping to regrow a finger.