The Best (and Worst) Twitter Trending Dad Jokes 👋

Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner

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I have now survived 21,364 days and 13 hours without using essential oils or eating kale. Thank you for your prayers and support during these trying times.

If you had the choice between World Peace or all of Bill Gates money.... .....what colour Ferrari would you buy?

What happens if a writer drinks too much and writes too little? His iron-y becomes rust-y

LPT: The key to job security is not just cultivating a strong relationship with your boss, but your boss' boss as well. Having constant open dialogue, strengthening trust, and exhibiting vulnerability is key especially during periods of layoffs... That way over time you'll hopefully build up enough black mail material to against them in case they ever want to fire you.

Reddit has gone fully green to help the environment. Their front page is made of 100% recycled material.

If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?

Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.

Did you hear the news that Trump's personal library burnt down? Unfortunately, both books were permanently destroyed. Do you know the what the real tragedy is? He didn't even finish colouring the second one.

30 Seconds To Mars for only 5 Seconds Of Summer? I'd better get my Nickelback or there'll Panic! At The Disco.

Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."Argon doesn't react because reacting has been copyrighted by The Fine Bros since 2016.

How is Ruth Bader Ginsburg like hot water? She will be mist

I've a joke on promotion at Jobs But you won't get it

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