The Best (and Worst) Twitter Trending Dad Jokes 👋

If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'

I’m finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K in January. It’s my new years resolution.

I bought 2 Chainz' latest album, but it was the censored edition. It's easily one of the best instrumental CDs I've heard in a long time.

Heard this ADhD joke a while back. A man walks into a bar with a penguin and a foul-mouthed parrot and somehow wins a bet or something. Sorry, I guess I wasn't really paying attention.

If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?

If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?

Reddit has gone fully green to help the environment. Their front page is made of 100% recycled material.

Sex Position #189 "The John Wilkes Booth" (NSFW) You blow a load on the back of someone's head in a movie theater and try to escape before you get caught.

Mom finds a large number of BDSM magazines beneath her sons bed. Calls her husband up to the room to show him and discuss."What do you think we should do?" she asks.Father frowns and responds "Well I guess spanking him is out of the question"

My friend who was new to the internet asked me for a link to a translator When he received it he told me 'this is the link for r/jokes'I replied 'yeah everyone there's currently translating jokes from many languages '

I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…

What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.

How come when a video of a squirrel putting a nut in a dog gets 18k upvotes and is called "Cute" but when I do it it's a "heinous act" and my dog gets taken away?

Did you know that a very good memory is often a sign of an excellent lover? I read that on February 11, 2017 in the New England Journal of Behavioral studies issue 2016-Q3.

I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.