The Best (and Worst) Twitter Trending Dad Jokes 👋
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Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
I don't like over confident people Edit: Thanks for the silver!Edit2: thanks for the gold!Edit3: thanks for the platinum!Edit4: thanks guys! I never expected this post to blow up like it did!!Edit5: thanks for the argentinium!Edit6: thanks for the ternium!
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
A fisherman and his fish A fisherman caught a fish so big that he dislocated his shoulders describing it.
I don't like over confident people Edit: Thanks for the silver!Edit2: thanks for the gold!Edit3: thanks for the platinum!Edit4: thanks guys! I never expected this post to blow up like it did!!Edit5: thanks for the argentinium!Edit6: thanks for the ternium!
So The Canadian Government Is Changing The 2 Dollar Coin Under pressure from the LGBT community the Canadian government is taking the Iconic polar bear off the 2 dollar coin and replacing it with 2 male deer mating. Now everyone who has one will have “2 Fucking Bucks” in their pockets
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.'
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
I'm all ready to blow the lid on nepotism in today's society! Had some trouble interesting a publisher, but my uncle reckons he can have a word in the right ears.(EDIT: This was the third time I tried this. The first two got auto-modded, possibly for "self-promotion")
Hillary says it's time to have a woman in the Oval Office. Bill says - been there, done that ...