The Best (and Worst) Twitter Trending Dad Jokes 👋
Catch the latest wave of humor with our collection of Twitter trending dad jokes! These jokes have gone viral, making waves across social media with their clever wordplay and hilarious punchlines. Whether they’re trending because of a clever twist or just their sheer silliness, our Twitter trending dad jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. Explore the most popular dad jokes that everyone’s talking about on Twitter!
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrr!
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…
Due to the overwhelming backlash, I'm forced to cancel my planned medieval instrument packaging simulator. Players just don't want lute boxes.
In the wake of Hurricane Dorian, President Trump names a new Disaster Assistance Ambassador to The Bahamas. "He's the best. He'll do a great job, believe me." the President said. Ja Rule reportedly accepted the position via Twitter.
I think I made a mistake... ...when I bought all of those GameStop chairs.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
An American, Frenchman, Israeli, Spaniard, and a German are on a video call. Their boss logs in and starts the meeting by askng "How's my connection, can everybody see me alright?" They answer: "yes", "oui", "ken", "si", "ja"
My New Years resolution is to build a Velcro wall and I am sticking to it!
Anyone got a fork and a plate? Reddit handed me a slice o cake, but 2hrs til it expires and they left me without silverware and fine china needed to enjoy it 🙁