The Best (and Worst) Twitter Trending Dad Jokes 👋

I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes? Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

President Trump is so good at creating jobs. He even just recently opened up a job in Iran. I heard they’re looking for a new General

What is Donald Trump’s favorite sports team? The Dodgers

Bill Cosby, Anthony Weiner and Harvey Weinstein walk into a bar Harvey says, "Hey Bill, buy me a drink!"Bill shouts back, "I don't know what role you're trying to offer me, but let's not involve Weiner..."

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!

If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?

A friend asked Robert Plant why he didn't like reddit He answered: "I couldn't get no silver, I couldn't get no gold..."

The American education system obviously listens to Pink Floyd… …they've left those kids a loan.

My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, 'That makes two of us.'

Tonight on Thursday Night Football, the stadium was 25% full of fans. Turns out they didn’t actually have any Covid policies in place. That’s just the kind of turnout you get when it’s the Bengals and the Browns.

What I if told you… That you read the top line wrong?

Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump... But that's comparing apples to oranges.

Two redditors walk into a bar. "Well technically," the first argues, "it is a Pub since it serves food.""Actually," the second says, "it is a Saloon since it is a part of a hotel."Neither remembers the point of this post.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!