The Best (and Worst) Twitter Trending Dad Jokes 👋

These are the hardest to pull off. You have to wait until the setup comes to you before you can strike.

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.

Bill Gates met Arnold Schwarzenegger at a party. He asked him if he had upgraded to Windows 10 yet. Big Arnie replied:Ah still love Vista baby...

hard to find coins, hard to find killer... A rare coin dealer was found dead in his shop on thursday morning.Police said he was beaten 'cent-less...'

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.

Bernie Sanders and Google Fiber walk into a bar. And all of Reddit gave it an upvote.

Roses are red,violets are blue If you were expecting a generic meme fuck you

China Online What do you call a Chinese man with a slow internet connection?Lo Ding

My friend recently worked at a sugar refinery factory... until his position was dissolved.

Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'. Yet they haven't. I don't geddit.Eddit: Leddit be heard, thank you for the silver! As for your platinum and gold, spreddit, you won’t regreddit!

With all the bombings in Kabul, Afghanistan, authorities are planning to rename the city They’re aiming for Kabum

MTV turns 40 this year. Thanks for 14 years of music.

Who is the most lonely billionaire? Alone musk.

Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network? They're calling themselves the "ca-hoots".

What's the difference between a pork chop and a small rock entering Earth's atmosphere from space? One's meaty, but the other is a little meteor.