The Best (and Worst) Twitter Trending Dad Jokes 👋

Visited North Korea over the summer, but had to leave one of my bags there. On the bright side, that raised their GDP by 0.5%

To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.

To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.

What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.

My New Year Resolution for 2018 is... Buying bitcoin in 2011!

What do you call a YouTuber who's really satisfied with life? A content creator

Plot devices have Mary Sues, comic books have Gary Stus... Hollywood has Terry Crews.

If CNN released photos of Stormy Daniels & Trump Do you know what he'd call them?Fake Nudes.

How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!

What is common between Reddit and China? They both don't like opinions.

"China reports no new coronavirus local infections!" says a Chinese national to random strangers on the Internet "But Hong Kong and Taiwan are still reporting in new cases" replied the random guy on the Internet."No… Hong Kong and Taiwan is not… uh… Yes, China is … uh…"

They say I'm overconfident Edit 1: Thanks for the silver!Edit 2: Thanks for the gold!Edit 3: Thanks for the platinum!Edit 4: Wow this really blew up!

Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.

Leonardo DiCaprio, George Clooney and Matthew McConaughey are sitting around discussing a movie they want to make. DiCaprio says, “I’ll be the lead actor.”Clooney says, “I guess I’ll be the director.”McConaughey says, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”

Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?