The Best (and Worst) Twitter Trending Dad Jokes 👋
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LPT: After a bad break up, do 10 things that your ex would never do with you. You'll feel better and realize how much of yourself was being held back. She would never do a threesome with me. Is it possible now
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
On my first day at my new job I was fired for not tucking in my shirt. How I was supposed to tuck in a crop top is beyond me.
What is a polar bear's favorite food? (Multi-questioned) ICE-cream! -What is a black bear's favorite food? Blackberries! -What is a grizzly bear's favorite food? Campers.
Why did Steven Tyler stick his hand into a hornet nest?? He didn't wanna miss a sting
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
Why don't vampires attack Taylor Swift? She's got Bad Blood.
Has the Abominable snowman called? “Has the abominable snowman called?” my friend asked me To which I replied “Not Yeti”
My wife said if this post gets 1,000 likes, I can get Anal on my cake day So please upvote because this house hasn’t been cleaned in months and I want it spotless!
I work as a comedian in China, and the authorities are always vetting my material. >!everythIng is Always Moderated wIthiN a Justified mAnner, precIse and Legitimate. !<
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.