The Best (and Worst) Twitter Trending Dad Jokes 👋
Catch the latest wave of humor with our collection of Twitter trending dad jokes! These jokes have gone viral, making waves across social media with their clever wordplay and hilarious punchlines. Whether they’re trending because of a clever twist or just their sheer silliness, our Twitter trending dad jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. Explore the most popular dad jokes that everyone’s talking about on Twitter!
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
How do you follow Will Smith in the Mud? Follow the fresh prints.
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
Why did Karen push CTRL + ALT + DELETE? She wanted the Task Manager.
King Midas got a Twitter account and stared to post pictures of things he'd turned to gold. Within a days time every single tweet would land at exactly 1000 likes and 1618 comments. I guess you could say all of his tweets were golden ratioed.
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
A Buzzfeed writer walks into a bar... You won't BELIEVE what they asked for!
Two gentlemen are walking through the West End on their way to a show. One turns to the other and says, “I have a feeling a large number of right-wing wazzocks are going to be there tonight. Trust me, you’ll see the... Queue anon.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
Why is reading the onion more useful than reading the Wall Street Journal? Because the Wall Street Journal is about the past, while the Onion is about the future
How do you express your opinion in China? \[redacted\]
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a sideways toaster next to my name, Reddit you know what to do
A guy walks into a Kinkos and asks, "Do you have any colored printers?" To which the clerk responds, "It's 2016 man. You can use any printer you want."
Millennials deal with their problems like a dog who's new bed was stolen by the cat. We avoid them and just sleep on the floor until they leave.