The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I told my friend that sometimes after you go to the bathroom, you can wipe yourself and the toilet paper comes up completely clean He said “no shit”
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots...They'd be called cellfies.
Never buy anything made from velcro, it's a total rip-off.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
I just got a promotion at the farm. I’m the new CIEIO.
I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!'
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.'