The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!

Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.

What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.

I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!

I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!

What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.

I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.

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