The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
You wanna know what’s not illegal in California? Wildfires.
My mom says that the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Her malpractice suit isn't going so well.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.'
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.'