The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Did you hear about the Kung Fu Baker? If people tried to rob his bakery, he would beat the up and throw frosting at them yelling CAKE this!
I saw an old woman on the news who's house was flooded She was standing there, knee deep in water, crying......and I thought that's not helpingCredit: Jimmy Carr
My dad played basketball for Penn State! My bad, I meant state pen.
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Why don’t crabs donate? Because they’re shellfish.
I stayed in an English Hotel that was so quaint that when I we first arrived, rather than a mint, there were a couple of cricket balls and a bat on the bed. Though the bat did fly out of the window after only a few minutes, and I never did find the rest of the cricket.
I just recently finished building a model of Mt. Everest and a friend asked, "Is it to scale?" "No," I said."It's to look at."
Turns out the abominable snowman is actually quite nice. I asked if he had something hot to drink, He answered "Yea Tea".
I Object to All This Sex on the Television I keep falling off.
Which one doesn't belong: eggs, your wife, or a blow job? The blow job. You can beat your eggs and your wife but you can't beat a blow job.
Robert Mueller has uncovered that Donald Trump dropped Quaaludes with the entire USSR hockey team prior to their stunning defeat to the US at the 1980 Olympics "Miracle on Ice" in Lake Placid, NY. So what's the crime in that? He quaalluded with the Russians
My sister asked for me to bring her something hard to write on I don't know why she became so mad. It's pretty fucking hard to write on sand.
Guy walks into his bedroom with a goat under his arm... He says, "This is the pig I fuck when you're not around.His wife says, "You dumb asshole, that's a goat, not a pig."He shoots back, "Who the hell did you think I was talking to?"
If someone gets burn damage and needs a skin graft, can I donate buttock tissue to help them? Ass skin for a friend.
Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon? Because it was full.