The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
You can't spell par entry without "try."
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.