The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
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So apparently Julie Andrews (best known for playing Mary Poppins) will no longer be endorsing Rimmel Vibrant Shades lipstick... She claims it breaks too easily and makes her breath smell. In a statement, she said, “The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis.
My girlfriend is weird. Sometimes she wants my time, then sometimes suddenly she wants her space We don't seem to have established a functional continuum
A Polar Bear Cub Walks up to its mother"Mum, am I part Brown Bear?""No dear""Am I part Black Bear?""No dear, your all Polar Bear""Grizzly? Panda?""No why?!""Because I'm fucking freezing!"
I decided to kill off some characters in the book I am writing It would definitely spice up my autobiography.
Wanda lost sight of her life after the events of Infinity War Thankfully, she fully recovered her vision.
I suffer from a mental condition where I am unconciously forced to ask for food in the wrong sequence, and sometimes I just plain ask for things that aren't on the menu, anyway... It's a this order disorder disorder disorder.
Why was JFK's head put on the half dollar? Because no one could put it back on his body
Saw a little girl walk into my store today wearing a shirt that said FINISHER 2019... I said sweetie, that's a basic achievement, FINISHER 2020 is the real achievement.
It's tradition in my family that we always have a Christmas jumper. It's my job to talk them down.
A man tells his friend he just opened a brothel. “$100 for anal and $50 for a blow job”, says the man. His friend asks “How much for the pussy?”.“Nah” says the man, “I don’t have any employees yet”.
I read an article on internet.... and it said that 3 of the most common hereditary diseases in the world are- diabetes, hemophilia and infertility.
What’s tighter than a dead virgin? My alibi
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse. Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the backdoor."Thinking back, I really should have ran but you don't get offers like that everyday.
The price of lumber has gone up so much... That the Feds confiscated a load of 2x4's buried in kilos of cocaine.