The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.