The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast. '
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.