The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Statistics show that 73% of people don't have enough fibre in their diets. Ah well, tough shit
Why are Male Prostitutes' more expensive than Female Prostitutes'? The Price of wood is so damn high.....
The wife and I went to a bank robber-themed fancy dress party last night. Well I did. She stayed in the car, keeping the engine running.
What do you call the last virgin in Afghanistan? The fastest goat in the fucking country
I walked up to a woman in the store the other day and said "36C" She proceeded to slap my face and said "What the hell is wrong with you?!"My response was "Why the hell would you wear a shirt that says Guess?!"
A stomach was sad... because everything it tried to make turned out to be shit.
A paranoid schizophrenic was arrested for killing 17 pigeons in a local park. He wasn't arrested for murder, or animal cruelty. His actual charge was for the destruction of government property.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”