The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
(written by my 13-year-old son) What do you call a pig with herpes? A warthog.
A guy phones reception at a Hotel. Guy: I need help quickly, my wife is trying to jump out of the window,and we are on the 14th floor.Receptionist: Okay calm down, do you need police and an Ambulance?Guy: No I need maintenance, the window won't open.
Why do ships and aircraft have circular windows instead of square ones? So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.
I always get sad when I watch videos of gorillas using sign language to ask for food. It's a shame there are so many deaf gorillas.
If two vegans get into a fight, is it still considered beef?
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!'
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!'
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'