The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I hate when people blame video games for mass shooting Like what am I gonna do shoot up the school with a copy of doom
A drug dealer once dressed up as a mailman He got caught immediately because he rung the doorbell once.
Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it'd been replaced by an apparel store. Clothes, but no cigar.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you're a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I’m finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K in January. It’s my new years resolution.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, 'You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.' 'Now settle down,' the doctor calmly told him. 'You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.'