The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Did you hear about the grizzly who didn't like his daughter wearing a crop top? He disapproved of her exposing her bear midriff.
What do you call a playwright with Parkinson's disease and a drinking problem? Shakesbeer.
I was struggling to pick up a bottle of water in Morrisons the other day, so I turned to the woman working there and said "Why is this bottle so difficult to lift?" She responded "That's because it's an Evian"Edit 1: Thanks for the awards kind stranger!!!!!Edit 2: I've never got this many awards! I wish I could give you all one back!!!
Doctor walks into a bank to make a deposit.... Teller says, “Can you sign the deposit slip please?”.Doctor reaches into his pocket and brings out a rectal thermometer. He looks at it and then shakes his head. “Aw crap” he says, “some asshole’s got my pen!”
I forgot one of my daughter's birthday presents in the closet.... After six weeks, that pony really began to reek....
So my Professor said "if you were granted invisibility for one day what would you do?" I said, " I'd go to Paris and find a mime and beat the crap out of him and the applause from the crowd would be outstanding! "
My wife left me because she said I kept leaving oxygen tanks around the house. I thought that they created atmosphere.
My friend likes to make off-color jokes about environmental disasters, like the Exxon Valdez and the Deepwater Horizon accidents. He's so crude.
My internet connection is a lot like my grandad It's down most of the time, and even when it's up, it's shaky as hell and we all know it's gonna go down again soon
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.