The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My girlfriend said she'd leave me if I couldn't find a twelve letter word that means "obstructive". I think it's unreasonable.
What do you call a piece of charcoal at the end of a wire? An amateur electrician
My girlfriend told me that if I give her one more useless gift, she'd burn it... ... So I bought her a candle.
People still having large weddings during a pandemic must be huge Game of Thrones fans. After all a Dothraki wedding without at least 3 deaths is considered a dull affair.
My grandmother used to say babies bounce. Looking at some of my family, I wonder how many she dropped to learn this fact.
I have a little joke for the ladies Unfortunately, it's in my underpants
The recipe said, "put the stew in at 180 degrees", so I did… Now it's all over the bottom of the fucking oven…
New types of sliced loaf aren't invented, or discovered... They're bread.
My best mate was born by Cesarean... The only side effect is when he gets out the car he uses the sunroof.
Mother-in-law says to her daughter-in-law "I don't mean to offend you, but my grandson looks nothing like my son". Daughter-in-law replies, "I've got a fanny between my legs, not a fucking photocopier".
Apparently, drinking a pint of beer shortens your lifespan by nine minutes. According to my calculations I died some time in 1829.
What do call a landscaper’s nicest pair of pants? His Grassless Chaps.
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!'