The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.'
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job.