The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I tried to make a reservation at the library yesterday, but couldn't... Turns out, they're completely booked!
Idk how to climb stairs Anyone have a step by step tutorial?
Monica Lewinsky walks into a dry cleaner She tells the man behind the counter that she has a dress that needs laundered. The hard-of-hearing man responds with "come again?" Ms. Lewinsky replies with "No, just mayonnaise this time."
How do you harvest crops in the winter? With an ice sickle
Why did the police attack the peaceful demonstration for Elijah McClain? They were told to fight violins with violence.
Russian Roulette is completely safe to play! I interviewed people who played and %100 said that they all survived!
What do you call someone who is both a physician who can treat you and a physician who cannot?!?!?!?!?! A pair-a-docs.
The samurai's autopsy report came back. They found a chink in his armor.
Why aren't there TVs in Afghanistan? Because of the Teliban.
Hey, girl. Are you a fire alarm Because you're annoying and wont shut up
Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster? A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
I hate when people talk about their kids age in weeks and months. "Jessica said her first word at 36 weeks!"You mean 9 months."Ken is 24 months!" Deborah, he's 2."My baby is -26 weeks old!"No, Karen, you miscarried.
I bet Santa spends a lot of time at strip clubs He loves them ho ho ho’s
A mother in law said to her son's wife when their baby was born: "I don't mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son." The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said: "I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a pussy, not a fucking photo-copier."
Why don't chinese kids believe in Santa? Because they make the toys.