The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.'
I’m starting a flight company exclusively for bald people, I’ll call it… Receding airlines.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What do you call a coupon-using vampire? Suckers for deals!
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.