The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
To save money I made myself a pair of glasses out of 2 old ketchup bottles. In Heinz-sight I should have just bought a proper pair
What does 100% humidity mean? Even dry farts feel like wet farts.
I guess China finally got what they want They managed to coronise the world.
Doctor: You have a disease that causes memory loss. Me: Is it contagious?Doctor: Is what contagious?
A man gets a job at a computer store that sells food shaped computers. He was fired for trying to take a byte.
A ghost walks into a bar at 4 am. The bartender says: “sorry, we don’t serve spirits after 3.”
You can never trust what your stomach is saying. It's constantly making shit up.
r/Jokes won't allow you to sort by new anymore... Since everything is made of 100% recycled content.
(German Joke) Two American girl tourists are in Germany walking through a public park. Both of the girls notice a Man peeing and scream “Gross!”The German man responds, “Groß? Danke!”Translation - “Big? Thanks!”
Did you hear about the chemist turned stand-up comic? He didn't last too long; his jokes didn't get the best reactions.
What do you call a disease coming from China? Kung-Pow Sicken.
What kind of tattoo does a Postal Service worker get? A tramp stamp, and it says, "No postage necessary if nailed in the US."
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.