The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!

What did the Reddit user say after setting off a bomb in a bank? Edit: Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold!

How did the crazy person get out of the forest? He took the psychopath!

I was banned from the airport last week Apparently security doesn't like it when you call shotgun while boarding the plane

I went on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation. Never again.

Mondays God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.

Why do sumo wrestlers avoid skydiving? Because a fat man falling to Japan is a bad idea

If life is soup Then I am fork

My upstairs neighbor recently made a groundbreaking discovery... He can't fly

What is the hardest part about sky diving? The ground.

My ex girlfriend had a role playing fetish. She liked to dress up as herself, and act like a fucking bitch

Be a winner. Never, ever take drugs. Sell them.

I've never dated a clam but i have pulled a few mussels

April 4th National School Librarian Day I asked the librarian if she would direct me to the self-help books. She said, “that sort of defeats the purpose doesn’t it?”

Superglue comes with a warning: "Caution - Instantly bonds skin." But a whole shipment got out with a misprint: "Caution - Instantly bonds kin." That's how I ended up marrying my first cousin.

To take her mind off being mistakenly judged Miss Universe,Miss Columbia went to get her teeth whitened.. The Dentist told her she needs a crown.