The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I’m a huge fan of foreign martial arts, so I went to Thailand for an MMA competition Somebody must have given me the directions to a local Star Wars convention instead because all I see are Thai Fighters
What do you call a bear that likes to spend his summers at the north pole and his winters at the south? a bi-polar bear.
I work as a comedian in China, and the authorities are always vetting my material. >!everythIng is Always Moderated wIthiN a Justified mAnner, precIse and Legitimate. !<
A colon can really change the meaning of a sentence "The marbles fell out of my pocket."Vs"The marbles fell out of my colon."
What did the people of Pompeii say when they saw ash spewing from Mount Vesuvius? Don’t worry, we have Pliny of time!
What’s 30 metres long and has no hair? A conga line at a cancer clinic
Why does texas have no power? Democrats stole the electrons.
I’m stuck on the toilet. Call the Squat Team.
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks It cost me an arm and a leg!
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name.
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." "Oh yeah?" the son retorts. "Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States."
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!