The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!

The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.

How does a hurricane see? With one eye.

I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.

You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.

An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!

Did you hear about the truck transporting steaks that got into a wreck? Some car T-Boned it.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.

There once was a kitten that had 16 lives... And then it got run over by a 4x4.

This new JFK conspiracy will blow your mind... I hear it's not even a real airport!

Mama always said “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” Well I did it! Bank balance: 9.11!