The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What do you call a donkey cleaning your windows An ass wipe
How do the trees get on the internet? They log on.
My friend claims he can print a Gun using his 3D Printer. I'm not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.
Yesterday I was charged $10,000 dollars for sending my cat into space. It was a cat astro fee.
What’s sneezing on your period like? Smacking the bottom of an open ketchup bottle.
Why are women so bad at parking? Because they are constantly told nonsense about what 20 cm\* is like.\* about 8 inch.
My sister goes to the pizza place The pizza guy asks: "would you want me to cut your pizza in 4 or 12 pieces.She said: Please only 4, I can't eat 12 pieces all alone.
A salesman knocks on a door... A teenage boy answers the door wearing heels, panties, a bra and has makeup on. The salesman says, "um, are your parents home?The kid says," What the fuck do you think? "
A guy goes into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The guy is a black man from Nigeria and is wearing the colorful ceremonial garb from his native land. The bartender says, “What an exquisite creature! Where did you get it?” “Africa,” replies the parrot.
Members of the Flat Earth Society are having a particularly rough time during the pandemic. They say the 6 ft social distancing measures are pushing many of them over the edge.
I was talking to my buddy about 50 Shades Of Grey He said "yeah, my wife and I have been doing S&M for years.""Really!", I said, "I had no idea!""Sure," he said, "she sleeps and I masturbate!"
I was in the middle of a lake in a canoe with my girl friend last week when suddenly the boat sprung a leak. We had to decide whether to try and get the boat back to shore or abandon ship. We had a real row v. wade debate that day.
I need to file a complaint about a hostile work environment The elevator keeps telling me I’m going down.
What is a polar bear's favorite food? (Multi-questioned) ICE-cream! -What is a black bear's favorite food? Blackberries! -What is a grizzly bear's favorite food? Campers.
How long is a Chinese name That wasn’t a question