The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What do you get when you mix divorce checks with counterfeit money? Aliphony!
What was the Ninja Turtles’ policy regarding homosexuality? Don’t ask Donatello
My father was killed by a herd of pigs. The coroner labeled his death a sooie-cide
Simon was in a car crash with his uncle..... Sadly his uncle died, but Simon was savedbut lost both his legs. The surgeon was able to sew his uncle's legs to his body. When he was recovered he decided to pursue his loveof music and performed in the local pub as Simon and Halfuncle.
My friend got tired of being locked up at home. So we locked him up inside of a casket instead.
The veterinarian gave my turtle Viagra Apparently it had a reptile dysfunction.
Just been assaulted in a health food shop! Someone threw a massive bottle of cod liver oil tablets at me. Fortunately I only suffered super fish oil injuries.
Warning. Don't let them take your forehead temperature at the supermarket, because it erases your memory. I went for macaroni and cheese.And came home with two cases of beer.
What do you call it when Drake suicides? Jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, jumpman
Not saying my local pub is rough.. but the first prize at the pub quiz was two weeks alibi.
What’s 30 metres long and has no hair? A conga line at a cancer clinic
I don't understand why women like to have so many pillows on the bed.. You need only one to smother your husband.
What did Trump say when he was told there were Brazilian astronauts in space? Another Trump record. No one has ever heard of this many astronauts in Space.
Why is prostitution illegal? It's the opposite of the constitution.
What did one tile say when the other tile offered it a glass of port? No thanks, it's bad for my grout.