The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I filled a steam engine with Holy Water. The Power of Christ Propels You!The Power of Christ Propels You!The Power of Christ Propels You!
my school held a seminar on holding orgasms. nobody came.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.