The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.