The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I'm starting a new business tomorrow. It will be a gym for two weeks in January, and then a beer and burger place for the rest of the year.I'm calling it, "Resolutions."
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
Do you know how many people are dead in a cemetery? All of them.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.