The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What do you call a film director that has crabs? Alfred Itchcock
What happens when you get mixed up in an undersea gang war? You get a crab wound.So you go the police but they clam't help you.Eventually you end up at the hospital and they tell you you'll need a sturgeon.Then you murder everyone because you are so god damn tired of their undersea puns.
Why is every American receiving a $1200 check? Because Trump always pay off the people he's fucked.
Why is that when other people don't take no for an answer, they are hailed as being persevering, showcasing the beauty of human spirit etc, but when I don't take no for an answer I get reported for sexual harassment
I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day, I bailed.
Why don't we buy Viagra or Cialis from China? Because we don't want them messing with our erections.
Did you hear about the Frenchman that got baked into a loaf of bread? He's in a lot of pain.
My sister had a baby to save the relationship... But i still don’t talk to her.Credit: anthony jeselnik
Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank...... Give a man a bank and he'll rob everyone.
Me and a homeschooler got into an argument about the education system. He went on a rant about how education in America is broken and asked me, "who's running the education system?""Your mom," I replied.
Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!
What happens when you try to crossbreed a turtle and a dragon? You get a crushed turtle.
What do you call a wizard who walks everywhere on bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath? A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
I met Tiger Woods at a driving range, and he offered to watch a few of my shots and give me advice He watched carefully, and told me I was standing much too close to the ball - after I hit it
I have a new starter business idea that's going to go viral! It's a unique product, created by harvesting the eggs from dead women… I'm calling it: Cadaviar.